Do you have an iJesus?

We have iPhones, iPads, and iPad Mini’s, but we also have iJesus!

Made right here in America, iJesus is a tool that many Christians are using today!

iJesus is manufactured by Pride Advanced Development and can be purchased a multiple websites, stores and churches.

Here are just some of the exciting specs:

  • Completely customizable and made to fit YOUR desires and lifestyle.
  • You can download all kinds of apps compatible with iJesus. Once installed, they will keep you from offending anyone and will make your life free of conviction.
  • When you’re done using iJesus, just turn him off and set him on a shelf until you need him again.
  • You can give iJesus all kinds of designs and colors to make him more attractive to you and those around you.
  • In more advanced versions, iJesus is small enough to hide in your pocket so that people won’t even know he’s there!

Is this the Jesus that you have?

 

 

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